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Let’s Get REAL: Herman Cain IS Wesley Willis.

Check this shit out: I thought WESLEY WILLIS died years ago.

Turns out, he changed his name to HERMAN CAIN and decided to use a fake Presidential Campaign to hype his new gospel CD Sunday Morning!

It was released today, and features the “all instruments simulated badly by a Casio keyboard” sound and crap-tastic vocal stylings we’d expect from Wesley.

Dig the blistering “guitar” that opens track 3 of the album right here - and just wait till you hear the “solo.”

BADDASS, huh?.

Let’s get this guy to Washington, D.C. stat to butt some congressional heads just like he did to that punk Batman.

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